Crayola Crocodile

Nothing more unfortunately, I just really liked this e-mail subject.

Biggest Clint

I promised myself not to post any of those sex related spam, but this one is too sweet. So here it is with a little blur on the adult word...

Go Ahead, rub My Clint, click here
Com see my large erect clint....
The Big the round and the nubby, clint eastwood....
Clint Eastwood, Baddest Clint In the West.

A Caribbean Saga

From our toasty friend:

Good sweet sainted uncle of Christ. I have found THE
WORST BOOK OF ALL TIME. You have to read a few pages
of this thing.

Why on earth did Amazon.com think that I would ever
want to purchase and God forbid cripple my delicate
brain with this grammatical aneurism?

Burn calories Shelley

Primitives to save modern men with an ugly cactus

FINALLY A NATURALL SUPPRESSANT THAT WORKS FOR EVERYONE

What if you could fool your brain into believing that you are full? Amazing, but true!

Imagine the weight that you could lose if you could JUST REDUCE your appetite. This miracle drug has been around for thousands of years but only recently has it been made available to the general population. Hoodia is an ugly cactus that grows deep inside the African Kalahari desert thriving in extremely high temperatures. The San Bushmen of the Kalahari, one of the world's oldest and most primitive tribes, have been eating the Hoodia plant for more than
100,00 years to stave off hunger during long hunting trips.

After 30 years of scientific research,
Hoodia is finally available for modern man!

What if you could fool your brain into believing that you are fool?