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Oprah Winfrey

Leslie Stahl, CBS news anchor for 60 minutes, said, she had no after effects no funny taste in her mouth, no queasy stomach, and no racing heart. It completely eliminated her appetite. "I'd have to say Hoodia did work".

This makes me think of the guy who to the question "In which country is there the largest population of vegeterians?" answered: Somalia.

Who would spit on a life without any kind apetite, really?

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Anthony Funk

But this is where you come in: Between now and November, you, the American people, you can reject the tired, old, hateful, negative politics of the past. And instead you can embrace the politics of hope, the politics of what's possible because this is America, where everything is possible..
That computer programmer isn't enjoying swimming behind the post office right at this time.
Wasn't Dick missing talking on the street?.
You know, for the last few months, John's been traveling around the country talking about his positive, optimistic vision for America, talking about his plan to move this country in the right direction..
Until that day, he could not hear the language differences. He asked for the computer every day by pointing to it. He was allowed to spend time each day on the noun program. One year later he was talking in full sentences and was staffed into normal preschool..
But this is where you come in: Between now and November, you, the American people, you can reject the tired, old, hateful, negative politics of the past. And instead you can embrace the politics of hope, the politics of what's possible because this is America, where everything is possible..
Mr. Hanson isn't practicing working..
I have just practiced talking..
Haven't the journalists liked surfing?.
Jack is not missing singing near the station..
Joseph doesn't dislike praying carelessly..
EDWARDS: ... more negative attacks -- aren't you sick of it?.
Did Debbie love jumping in front of the restaurant?.
Does Joe hate laughing over there?.
8.
The science teachers practiced fighting...

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J'aime bien "Jacobian progrom janitor" et "Bidhisattva freak"...
C'est vraiment incompréhensible....

I like "Jacobian progrom janitor" et "Bidhisattva freak"...
It really does not make any sense

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A lot of the recent postings have been about the proverbs that a lot of spam comes with. In the future I will try to bring in more diversity, hopefully with more contributions from you. Still, I could not resist this one.


Get C T X E . P K First Thing Today
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Conclusion:
A spy with flatulence will always blow his cover.

ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD

The first contribution from an outsider junk dealer.
"This is for your Spam Poetry. It's not exactly spam but I like it...it's pretty. I love African English." Kate Harp

Thanks Kate!

From: Mrs Lilian Jones

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr.Harry Jones who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2000.We were married for eleven years without a child.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 10Million Dollars (Ten Million United State Dollars) with one finance/security company in Amsterderm Holland.
Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this
fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this funds to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Amsterderm Holland. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this funds. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hearing from you.

N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE
LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN HOLLAND IMMEDIATELY, HE
DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY
UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR
SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN.
Name: PETER STEVENS
Tel number: 0031630926532
Email: peterstevens300@netscape.net
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Lilian Jones

Let's all meet in the bosom of the Lord!

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More exotic sayings for life

Some Guyanese proverbs:
When dog hungry he ah nyam calabash - To fill a need you make do with anything at hand.
Macaw ask parrot if mango ripe, he say one, one - You should not tell everything. Room should be left to others to find out some things for themselves.
A Indian proverb:
The cobra will bite you whether you call it cobra or Mr Cobra
A quote from Alexander Pope:
Old fish and young flesh feed men best
And finally
If you educate a man you educate an individual but if you educate a woman you educate a family

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Love works a different way in different minds,
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Free quote of John Dryden

I Want a Female Star to Take me to Vegas Sunday Night

It's not really spam, but still pretty yummy

Reply to: comm-169546942@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-08, 5:21PM PDT


That is my odd request.

If you are a Hollywood actress (30's -40's Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, Jennifer Aniston?) going to LV Sunday night and could use the company for the ride, then drop me off anywhere in LV, please contact me. I need to get to LV after work Sunday nite after 6. I am moving my stuff back from Las Vegas alone in a uhaul Monday morning. Professional (is working for Appliance and Big Screen professional?)SWM, xNYer, early 40's, happily divorced many years...looking for a ride and nothing else(many local references)...except maybe a good story to tell the fellas when I get back...lol..oh, and I'll split the gas and food in Barstow too.

So...to recap, if you are a female star in tv or movies, going to Vegas (via Huntington Beach) and could use the company on the drive Sunday night, drop me a line and we can finalize the details...
Hope to hear from you soon,
Mark

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This spam is a learning experience indeed. Along with some investment recommendations in the CTXE.PK this spam provides a little list of proverbs for the investor to use wisely. Some traditional, others poetic and foreign:

One of these day is none of these days
A slip of the tongue is no fault of the mind and he who laughs is very unkind
After a famine in the stall comes a famine in the hall
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain
You cannot get blood from a stone
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men
When two buffalo fight, it is the grass that gets hurt!
Vex nah gat plaster fuh passion which is a Guyanese proverb meaning "vexation will cure a problematic situation" (source)