Crayola Crocodile

Nothing more unfortunately, I just really liked this e-mail subject.

Biggest Clint

I promised myself not to post any of those sex related spam, but this one is too sweet. So here it is with a little blur on the adult word...

Go Ahead, rub My Clint, click here
Com see my large erect clint....
The Big the round and the nubby, clint eastwood....
Clint Eastwood, Baddest Clint In the West.

A Caribbean Saga

From our toasty friend:

Good sweet sainted uncle of Christ. I have found THE
WORST BOOK OF ALL TIME. You have to read a few pages
of this thing.

Why on earth did Amazon.com think that I would ever
want to purchase and God forbid cripple my delicate
brain with this grammatical aneurism?

Burn calories Shelley

Primitives to save modern men with an ugly cactus

FINALLY A NATURALL SUPPRESSANT THAT WORKS FOR EVERYONE

What if you could fool your brain into believing that you are full? Amazing, but true!

Imagine the weight that you could lose if you could JUST REDUCE your appetite. This miracle drug has been around for thousands of years but only recently has it been made available to the general population. Hoodia is an ugly cactus that grows deep inside the African Kalahari desert thriving in extremely high temperatures. The San Bushmen of the Kalahari, one of the world's oldest and most primitive tribes, have been eating the Hoodia plant for more than
100,00 years to stave off hunger during long hunting trips.

After 30 years of scientific research,
Hoodia is finally available for modern man!

What if you could fool your brain into believing that you are fool?

Stipend?

"Deep in the heart of Southern Africa's Kalahari desert may lie a secret to weight loss"
Oprah Winfrey

Leslie Stahl, CBS news anchor for 60 minutes, said, she had no after effects no funny taste in her mouth, no queasy stomach, and no racing heart. It completely eliminated her appetite. "I'd have to say Hoodia did work".

This makes me think of the guy who to the question "In which country is there the largest population of vegeterians?" answered: Somalia.

Who would spit on a life without any kind apetite, really?

See ya soon!

An intriguing political message from Dr. Funk. Because this is America.

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Have a Good Day
Anthony Funk

But this is where you come in: Between now and November, you, the American people, you can reject the tired, old, hateful, negative politics of the past. And instead you can embrace the politics of hope, the politics of what's possible because this is America, where everything is possible..
That computer programmer isn't enjoying swimming behind the post office right at this time.
Wasn't Dick missing talking on the street?.
You know, for the last few months, John's been traveling around the country talking about his positive, optimistic vision for America, talking about his plan to move this country in the right direction..
Until that day, he could not hear the language differences. He asked for the computer every day by pointing to it. He was allowed to spend time each day on the noun program. One year later he was talking in full sentences and was staffed into normal preschool..
But this is where you come in: Between now and November, you, the American people, you can reject the tired, old, hateful, negative politics of the past. And instead you can embrace the politics of hope, the politics of what's possible because this is America, where everything is possible..
Mr. Hanson isn't practicing working..
I have just practiced talking..
Haven't the journalists liked surfing?.
Jack is not missing singing near the station..
Joseph doesn't dislike praying carelessly..
EDWARDS: ... more negative attacks -- aren't you sick of it?.
Did Debbie love jumping in front of the restaurant?.
Does Joe hate laughing over there?.
8.
The science teachers practiced fighting...

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New contribution from Pitt in Rabat:

J'aime bien "Jacobian progrom janitor" et "Bidhisattva freak"...
C'est vraiment incompréhensible....

I like "Jacobian progrom janitor" et "Bidhisattva freak"...
It really does not make any sense

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A lot of the recent postings have been about the proverbs that a lot of spam comes with. In the future I will try to bring in more diversity, hopefully with more contributions from you. Still, I could not resist this one.


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